Escort Sites
Why do you have escort sites in your porn directory ?
I am really only passionate about two things in life, Porn
and Escorts. Since the days of backpage I was hooked on getting escorts. Once
Backpage shut down I've been scrambling to find new escort sites for myself and
my peeps. I feel like it's my honor and duty as The Porn Guy to share my
knowledge and expertise to find and rank the best escort sites.
What do local escorts charge ?
Escorts in the US charge on average 150$ – 200$ for half an
hour and 200$ – 300$ for a 1 hour session. It is also common to find escorts
posting “quick visits'' which means 15-20 minutes or less. You could find these
for 40$-100$ depending on how desperate the escort is to get business. These are on the more popular sites like
Listcrawler and Skipthegames. On the higher end when you go on escort sites
like Eros or Slixa then you're looking at around 500$ per hour.
There are so many Escort Websites in 2022! Which site do i
pick? 😯
Let me tell yeah how it works, I put the escort sites with
the most popularity at the top. Youll find the most babes posting ads on these
sites, Then i added some specific sites for rub & tugs, TS trannies, 40$
whores, high end prostitutes and heck even virgins. I then went out of my way
travelled the globe and found the most popular escort sites from all over the world. So no matter where you are on this planet, I
got your back!
How do i know these are the best escort sites ?
Unlike other dudes on the web I only find the best and list
the best escort sites. Escorts are one thing that i am really passionate about.
I put in the work to study and find all the top escort sites in the world. I
only listed the ones with the highest traffic from the most credible sources.
At the same time i threw in a few specialty niche escort sites. Like for
specific regions, shemales, virgins and even just strictly rub and tugs.
Are there local escorts near me ?
Well unless you live deep in butt fuck nowhere , I am pretty
sure there are escorts near you! Keep in mind this is the oldest profession in
the world. (Little known fact) Jesus was born just 1 block away from a
brothel. If you cant find a escort near
you from my list then you have to move your hick ass to the city because where
i live there are tons of escorts near me!
Hey Porn Guy can i find escort services from Ts escorts?
If you aren't looking for your average call girl, or maybe
female escorts are just not for you, then i have your back my friend! The truth
is there is most likely a variety of local escorts near you. TS escorts are
becoming widely popular now a days given the demand . Pornhub is proving this
TS escort fetish is getting some serious traction now a days! If you want to go
get a dick in your ass then your not alone! You'll find a few good shemale
escort sites to choose from in my escort directory.
Porn Guy how do i get laid if prostitution is illegal ?
In most countries around the world and in the USA,
prostitution is illegal. Sexual services cant be discussed or paid for. However
the act of sex between 2 adults is totally ok . Keep in mind when you hire an
escort its for “companionship". But trust me she'll probably be the
freakiest and most satisfying companion you have ever met, who'll put your wife
or GF to shame in the sheets.
How do i assure she will lick my balls while sticking her
finger up my ass?
Hold your horses there cowboy! A lot of these chicks don't
like to talk heat shit over the phone for obvious legal reasons. If you
directly talk about sexual services she will most likely ignore you or hang up
the phone. You need to learn your self some common acronyms when discussing
anything sexual with an escort… Ok this one is on me; “rim play"
What's it like to get a Escort?
As you can imagine I've been with tons of local escorts and
escorts all over the world. I've hired these calls girls from various agencies,
right out of strip clubs, rub and tugs, bathhouses, massage parlors. You name
it. Getting an escort is really a beautiful experience. Imagine a nice new
beautiful moist flower in front of your face just ready to get pounded until
you blow a load in it. One commonality is when you arrive to see an escort they
will do whatever it takes to make you feel comfortable and like a king, Sure
different escorts have different personalities, but their aim goal is always to
please you.
Escort Sites
If your bored ass is asking me… Get An escort! For what !?
….Well, just stay tuned, I will try to get my hands off my cock and devote some
attention to making an explanation. Say, you are in a new city or a familiar
one and want to spend time with some of the prettiest and sexiest girls to be
had. Then you simply check out Porn Guy's top escort sites page, pick any one
of the reliable escort sites in my stash and start dialing digits!
These babes will usually be dressed to kill and can show you
all around the city, with you both having enough fun to fill up several
lifetimes. You can fuck your escort till she’s nearly comatose, but not all
escorts offer sex, so remember that and ask first before putting your hand
under her dress and twiddling with her moist twat!
Escorts come in just about every imaginable shape, size, and
color, plus all types of physical attributes. You can book some on the streets,
while for others you need to make arrangements with an escort agency. And yes,
an escort is not a prostitute, as she is hired mostly to keep you entertained,
rather than to fuck your brains out of that Mandigo that freely and rather
menacingly swings in your shorts!
Call Girls Taking care of business!
For you businessmen, escorts provide an opportunity to hire
a pretty lady and show her off to everyone that matters, including your boss.
Even better, nothing stops you from hiring these babes when you go to visit
your parents in another city and have them pretend to be your new girlfriend or
lover. That comes in useful when your parents have been pestering you for long
to date and produce babes like mad!
Escorts entertain and keep you company. If you are the
gambling type they can go with you to your favorite casino and make you feel
less lonely as you battle with Lady Luck. If you are a more laid back type, you
can take one or two escorts with you to a luncheon, or picnic and there have
fun under the sky. Yes, escorts have a lot of uses, with new ones being discovered
all the time.
If you are the wild type, then escorts are perfectly what
the doctor ordered. You can take them chicks clubbing, go on vacation with them
and have them give you the kind of erotic massages that makes you feel so
heavenly you could flap your wings and fly! If sex and very mind-blowing sex at
that interest you, escorts are fully ready for that too and know just about
every trick in the trade, plus lots more they haven’t written about yet!
Local Escorts on speed dial!
It turns out that if you have a phone you can hire a call
girl. Depending where in the world you are you might have to go on a escort
website represented by an agency to hire a girl. Unless your min US , Canada or
really most first world countries escorts typically are independent. At the end
of the day the routine is the same! Pick the perfect girl for you, pay for her,
and have her meet you either at your place or wherever she is staying. The
whole thing is very discrete too.
The escort agencies
are usually a little more pricey but they are aright! Less chances of getting
robbed or scammed. I know if i was in a third world country somewhere i would
go with an agency all the way.
These Escort Girls are trained, talented and totally worth
it!
See, most escorts are very highly trained and skilled and
speak multiple languages. They are perfect in every way too and could give any
top supermodel a run for her money. Their skills range from twerking to
dancing, strip teasing, and giving sublime massages and all are entertainers
who can converse with you on most topics and flatter you so well you feel like
the biggest and most wonderful man in the world. And when you do get them in
the sack, you will find them so tight you almost lose your mind and so expert
at hard fucking that it is all you can do to hang on and not go crazy!
At the end of the day there’s no doubt at all in my mind
that I would sell my soul for most of the sexy escorts I have seen, So yes,
escorts are assuredly worth it, at least the ones I have hired so far. But
better don’t tell my wife about that!
Picking the right escort site!
Well, I don’t really have a favorite escort site right now,
as each offers something special that the others try to but fail to match. Just
read my reviews, view the girls in the different escort sites, and let your
dick make your choice for you. Yes, it is that simple!
And oh, if you do manage to find yourself cock-deep in one
escort or the other, your wife or significant other is going to be royally
pissed if you scoop up one STD or the other. So, be sure to use a condom and
keep that good dick properly protected!
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